Selfie game strong.
unclefather:

talk dirty to me

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

africant:

thegreensanitarium:

sees cute animal

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sees a bug

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volcainist:

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

andrewbelami:

All u need for this back to school season

andrewbelami:

All u need for this back to school season

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch