Selfie game strong.
throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

forestcpu:

the only flag i pledge allegiance to

brianabuenviaje:

ladybulletsordie:

warriorinthemaking:

when it turns from winter to spring

when bae comes over

when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously

brianabuenviaje:

ladybulletsordie:

warriorinthemaking:

when it turns from winter to spring

when bae comes over

when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

unclefather:

That’s a cheap ass kid

unclefather:

That’s a cheap ass kid

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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Cosmo Sex Tip #31

superaunaturelle:

During sex, surprise him with an extremely sexy orgasm moan by making the THX theme sound at the top of your lungs

charlavail:

Melon nappin’ in my lap

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

sassyest:

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

CHRIST

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ