Selfie game strong.

irenigg:

darrynek:

reblogging someone’s selfie is like the biggest compliment you can give someone 

besides sucking them up strong style

when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK
wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

porndirector:

When I get hit on


wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

image

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

image

worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda

worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda