if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
i feel like mlp shares a lot in common w/ boobs in that their intended audience is young children but men have sexualised them and get angry when they cater to their intended audience instead of them.
This video is revelatory.
white people ain’t got no manners
lots of poc in there too
everyone needs to watch this.
i just love how they take pictures of her and then smile & laugh like she’s some type of zoo animal…
i don’t understand though…. i feel like all this proves is that if you wear a statement outfit you will get noticed for it???????? Like anyone is going to pay attention to something that’s out of the norm like that.. you cant be that ignorant to blame the people for noticing the statement
Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.
*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*
Me when I fight enemies in video games.
I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever. And I’m not sure which cat I am.
don’t mind me just warming my ass
american horror story: murder house
Woah there, friend! You might need to slow down.