Selfie game strong.
draculas-asshole:


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

draculas-asshole:

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

carribeanheaux:

Delete this

carribeanheaux:

Delete this

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

hotchocolate1394:

221cbakerstreet:

havocados:

thisbelleisvegan:

sra-foreveralone:

The best post I have ever seen.

I think I just peed my pants out of happiness.

This is what pranks need to look like

CAN NICE PRANKS BE A THING

Thats so nice to see the world actully be nice

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

internetexplwhorer:

THIS IS SO SATISFYING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EDITED LIKE THIS

internetexplwhorer:

THIS IS SO SATISFYING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EDITED LIKE THIS

*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
stacylaynematthews:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

stacylaynematthews:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

meatbicyclevevo:

I have made an amazing discovery

kumagawa:

accidentally stepping on your pet’s foot

image

carvingcasolaterns:

me in school

carvingcasolaterns:

me in school

shisnojon:

Babies are dicks

shisnojon:

Babies are dicks

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends