unleash hell for just $1.50
the only flag i pledge allegiance to
when it turns from winter to spring
when bae comes over
when you can backflip and take your pants off simultaneously
i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
That’s a cheap ass kid
my physics teacher loves april fools day
i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute
During sex, surprise him with an extremely sexy orgasm moan by making the THX theme sound at the top of your lungs
Melon nappin’ in my lap
tumblr giveaway must be following me
Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her
jesus fucking christ